Email Ninja - White glossy mug

Email Ninja Mug

Meet the mug for the silent assassin of the workplace — the Email Ninja.
You know who you are: clearing inboxes before most people locate their left shoe, crafting replies that say “per my last email” without actually saying it, and CC’ing with deadly precision.

This mug is your loyal sidekick through every passive-aggressive thread, every 17-tab morning, and every “quick question” that is absolutely not quick.

Microwave-safe for when your coffee goes cold while you’re writing the world’s politest “no.”
Dishwasher-safe because if you hand-wash after a day of meetings, you deserve financial compensation.

Specs (because even ninjas need the details):
• 100% white ceramic
• Height: 4″ (10.16 cm)
• Diameter: 3.6″ (9.14 cm)
• Volume: 12oz (340ml) — enough fuel for 47 unread emails
• BPA & lead-free
• Dishwasher + microwave friendly
• Glossy finish that pairs nicely with your “I’m fine” face

Made to order — so every mug is created with precision, discipline, and zero overproduction. Very on-brand for a ninja, if you ask me.